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Move Over, Healing Crystals — It’s Time For Healing Yarn

Who needs science when you can believe in the power of interlocked fibers?

Photo by Les Triconautes on Unsplash

It was a dark day when I realized that laying in a bathtub full of amethyst and rose quartz wouldn’t cure my narcolepsy. I know. Shocking, right? All of these internet mom bloggers recommended “healing…